It is sure a lot more fun to cover the Super Bowl remotely than in person.
I covered two in San Diego and one in Phoenix and there are so many headaches and hassles.
I’ll never forget the one day I reached the edge of downtown San Diego and it took me 55 minutes to get to the Convention Center and another 20 minutes after parking to reach the Pro Football Hall of Fame press conference.
When I covered the Broncos-Packers Super Bowl — also known as John Elway’s big day — I parked at a trolley stop 3 miles from the stadium. I finally squeezed into a trolley on my seventh attempt and reached the stadium 75 minutes after I parked my car.
The Buccaneers-Raiders Super Bowl had a painful postgame experience. After I was done working, I talked a bus driver to take me to where my car was parked 15 minutes north of the stadium. He dropped me off and a tow truck driver drove up and said “You’re lucky. Your car was getting towed in five minutes.”
Can you imagine if I had waited until a co-worker going in that direction gave me a ride? I would have been trying to figure out where my car was after covering the nation’s biggest sporting event. Ludicrous.
There are many other obstacles not worth spending bandwith on. The one plus to covering the Super Bowl is the free food. OK, and the Diet Coke stash you can build up.
In Phoenix, I at least got to spend the 11 days in an apartment and not a hotel. But wow, driving around the area to get to the Super Bowl festivities was horrid. Why does anyone live in a place that badly constructed with temperatures of 110 all the time?
So it was a great week this time around and I still have the game-coverage assignment on Sunday. Just like when I slaved away for a newspaper, I can claim to be among the best nationally at what I do.
Being a national entity is about 1,000 times better than being a local yokel. Not to forget that I now live in a very mediocre sports town.
Now it is time to help you get ready for the big game. The Cincinnati Bengals are the story of the football world while the Los Angeles Rams are hoping not to lay an egg like they did 36 months ago against the New England Patriots.
I had the national preview duty so that is attached at the top. The rest of my coverage is listed by day.
And wow, writing about the Ickey Shuffle? That was like going back in time and a video of the famous celebratory dance is below. I’d mention how long ago it was that Ickey Woods was all the rage but it might blow my cover of being 29 years old.
Funny to see old friends remotely like Eric Weddle, who I covered on the Chargers beat, and Kevin O’Connell, the former San Diego State quarterback who I covered on that turf.
OK, let’s get to this faster than the Bengals do a comeback … Enjoy the Super Bowl copy!
NATIONAL GAME PREVIEW
Bengals hope to cap rapid revival with Super Bowl win over Rams
The Cincinnati Bengals have crashed the Super Bowl after winning a total of just six games over the previous two seasons.
MONDAY
RAMS MAIN STORY
Lions tenure readied Matthew Stafford for Super Bowl debut with Rams
A high-powered telescope wouldn’t have helped Matthew Stafford spot the Super Bowl from Detroit.
RAMS NOTEBOOK
NFL: Notebook: Rams’ Eric Weddle gets shot at Super Bowl after ‘whirlwind’ month
Eric Weddle played 201 regular-season games over 13 NFL seasons and knew he retired two years ago with a hole in his resume.
WEDNESDAY
BENGALS MAIN STORY
Ja’Marr Chase’s quick rise paramount to Bengals’ success
It was a near-unanimous forecast that the Cincinnati Bengals should draft an offensive lineman with the fifth overall pick of the 2021 NFL Draft.
BENGALS NOTEBOOK
Notebook: ‘Ickey Shuffle’ returns to center stage
The “Ickey Shuffle” has been removed from storage and is back in the spotlight with the Cincinnati Bengals participating in the Super Bowl for the first time in 33 years.
The Famous Ickey Shuffle … as portrayed in a GEICO commercial in 2014 … https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1H9gLnY6og
RAMS MAIN STORY
Rams’ Aaron Donald chases elusive Super Bowl ring
It is clear Aaron Donald knows there is something missing on his resume.
RAMS NOTEBOOK
RAMS NOTEBOOK: OC KEVIN O’CONNELL HAS ONE EYE ON VIKINGS
Kevin O’Connell will officially become coach of the Minnesota Vikings sometime following the Super Bowl, but the Los Angeles Rams’ offensive coordinator can’t yet publicly acknowledge his upcoming new gig due to NFL regulations.
THURSDAY
RAMS MAIN STORY
AFTER HISTORIC SEASON, COOPER KUPP GETS HIS SUPER BOWL SHOT
Cooper Kupp is looking to add the finishing touches to one of the top seasons ever put together by an NFL wide receiver.
RAMS NOTEBOOK
Notebook: Rams P Johnny Hekker would be happy with quiet Super Bowl
Johnny Hekker has been part of the Rams’ organization for 10 seasons, the first four when the franchise was housed in St. Louis before moving to Los Angeles.
FRIDAY
RAMS MAIN STORY
Path from Jaguars to Rams leads cocksure Jalen Ramsey to Super Bowl
Jalen Ramsey’s braggadocio approach seemingly took the day off Friday when he said Los Angeles Rams teammate Aaron Donald is the best football player in the world.
RAMS NOTEBOOK
Rams notebook: Andrew Whitworth calls on peers to aid in community
If playing left tackle in the Super Bowl at age 40 weren’t impressive enough, Andrew Whitworth just raised the stakes even higher.