Let’s begin this edition of MrSportsBlog’s Weekly Sports Disgrace by welcoming disgraced cyclist Floyd Landis back to the limelight.

Then let’s thank him for disgracing himself even further this week and making it easy to name him Weekly Sports Disgrace during a seven-day period where there wasn’t any other shameful candidate.

Hey, at least Landis didn’t need to cheat to win this competition. All he had to do was be himself.

And being his sad self made him a runaway winner in a quicker fashion than he’s ever descended Palomar Mountain in North San Diego County.

For four years, Landis swore up and down that he didn’t cheat while winning the 2006 Tour de France.

He even authored a book proclaiming his innocence and swindled supporters to donate more than $1 million for his defense. A manager of his even tried to intimidate cycling legend Greg LeMond on the eve of a hearing by anonymously calling and pretending to be the uncle that had molested LeMond as a child.

So earlier this week, Landis admitted he was a doper all along – hardly a shock to anyone possessing a brain. That would have been an insulting revelation standing on its own after all his vehement denials over the years.

But he also divulged numerous claims about cycling great Lance Armstrong in terms of all the cheating Armstrong has allegedly done. Landis even offered that Armstrong paid off a high-ranking official to hide a positive drug test.

The problem is Landis could call me on Monday and tell me that the day of the week is indeed Monday and I would have to double-check or triple-check the information to make sure he’s not lying.

In other words, Landis has no credibility. There are convicted felons living in prisons with more credibility than Floyd the Flake.

Anything Floyd Landis says can’t be taken at face value. With his reputation, we’re talking ankle level at best.

Landis accusing Armstrong of cheating is the best thing that can happen to Armstrong if the seven-time Tour de France winner really ever did cheat. That’s because nobody is going to believe anything Floyd Landis – The ‘L’ in his last name stands for Liar – ever says after his attempts to deceive everybody over his own cheating.

So in a slow week for sports figures acting like morons, let’s thank Floyd Landis for being himself

He’s the loser of this edition of MrSportsBlog’s Weekly Sports Disgrace — and he didn’t even have to be a doper. He truly earned this title.

PAST WEEKLY SPORTS DISGRACE LOSERS

MAY 9-15, 2009 — Guerdwich Montimer, impostor basketball player. Dishonorable mention – Annie Brophy, Notre Dame women’s golfer.  https://mrsportsblog.wordpress.com/2010/05/15/weekly-sports-disgrace-guerdwich-montimer/

MAY 1-8, 2009 – George Huguely, Virginia men’s lacrosse. Dishonorable mention –Lawrence Taylor, Hall of Fame football player. https://mrsportsblog.wordpress.com/2010/05/08/weekly-sports-disgrace-george-huguely/

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Comments
  1. Blake says:

    Get those blinkers off mate , Lance has already tested positive in the 99 tour samples, your obviously just a fanboy who doesnt know anything bout cycling other than Lance , there a number of liarsd here and Floyd is not one of them , why dont you ask Levi bout his Us Criterium championship stripped off him for doping

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